Sean Lowe Is The New Bachelor

Hey… haven’t we seen you somewhere before?

That’s right Sean Lowe was one of the final three on last year’s Bachelorette; ultimately failing to win the heart of Emily Maynard before being sent packing.

It had been thought that douchebag Olympic gold medallist Ryan Lochte could be making an appearance on the show after having expressed an interesting in become the star prize, though producers decided on ‘audience favorite’ twenty-eight-year-old Lowe instead.

An outspoken Christian, Lowe posted an affirmation of his self proclaimed Jesus loving faith on his Twitter account just prior to his first meeting with the show’s self serving golddiggers lovely lady contestants.

‘Our fears for today, our worries about tomorrow, and even the powers of hell can’t keep God’s love away. Romans 8:38 I’d be lost without it,”.

Well we’re sure looking forward to seeing how Emily’s leftovers Sean gets on in his search for money and fame love.